THERE'S SOMETHING AWFULLY FISHY ABOUT THIS STORY

Ed Conrad

2010-01-08 13:13:38 UTC

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Father Guido Sarducci shows the size of the whopper
(of a lie) he caught while deep-sea fishing with Richard
Dawkins two miles off Miami Beach yesterday.
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"We were waiting patiently for a bite when Richard, who's
I call Dick because he denies there's a Creator, casually
says to me: "Sarducci, don't believe the bullshit that Ed
Conrad's been spreading that men -- and most women --
are as old as coal.
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""The bastard has NOT discovered petrified human
remains between coal veins." he added. "The only thing
petrified is Ed Conrad's brain."
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Sarducci, once a star of Saturday Night Live and now
the chaplain for a large pharmaceutical company, said he
tried to defend poor Ed but this greatly offended the British
biological theorist, world-famous author and bullshit artist.
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Dawkins reportedly tried to choke the humble priest who
in turn pushed Aesop's Fable overboard and into the gorgeous blue
water where he began paddling toward the shore.
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Father Sarucci luckily had his Brownie with him and took this
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PETRIFIED BONES DESTROY PETRIFIED BRAINS
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None other than the late, great Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost experts on human anatomy and
author of "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,"
identified one of Ed Conrad's petrified discoveries as human.
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He patiently examined it, measured its length vs. width
with calipers, then called it as a calvarium, a human skull with the
eye sockets broken off.
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A few moments later, a colleague of Krogman at the Cooper Clinic in
Lancaster. Pa., entered the room to search through a filing cabinet
when the internationally acclaimed human anatomist told him: "Doctor,
come over here and see the oldest human skull ever found."
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Since the specimen was found between anthracite coal veins in NE
Pennsylvania, it is geologically dated at a minimum of 280 million
years old (knocking the socks off Charlie Darwin shivering in his
grave and. of course, proving Dawkins is nothing more than a bag of
noxious wind.)
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Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
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This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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"The specimen consists of 1 irregularly
shaped, brown calculus weighing less
than 0.0010 grams and measuring 1X1X0.5
mm. No nidus is observed. The calculi
indicates a composition of dried blood
intermingled with a few small crystals
resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."

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I informed Generalisimo David Iain Greig and his Army of
Manchurian Candidates at talk.origins about Krogman's
astute pronouncement but, unfortunately, they responded
with thier usual ridicule, probably because the vast majority
are brain-dead zombies who have no desire to identify --
and accept -- truth. I am convinced they have been
brainwashed.
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Why, even one of the psuedoscientists got his jollies off
ny posting a message in response to "Apes, Men and Morons," the book
seriously questioning the validity of the Theory of Evoluton hat was
written by no less than Earnest Hooton, emeritus professor of
anthropology at Harvard University.
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rick <***@iglou.com> wrote to sci.anthropology, talk.origins and
sci.archaeology and changed the header to "Apes and Ed Conrad the
Moron":
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In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as a true scientist
should -- when he published a book which he appropriately entitled
"Apes, Men and Morons,"
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:> He (Hooton) misnamed it.
:> Should have been "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron."
:> Does anyone know what institution this moron is in?

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Yes, Douche Brain, I indeed have spent some time in an
institution.
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The Smithsonian INSTITUTION.
Had to leave, though.
They refused to open the windows to let their stink out.
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PETRIFIED REMAINS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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< WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal
veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact
of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth and
offering the uundeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the impact site to enllarge it.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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< KROGMAN IDENTIFIES PETRIFIED TIBIA
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< TOP ANATOMIST IDENTIFIED AS A TIBIA
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Scanning Electron Microscopy of internal surface of the fossil that
Krogman identified as a portion of a tibia. Both photos were taken at
2,000X.
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TODAY'S BONUS
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST, YOU MORON
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